So, earlier this week with “The Nice List” we looked at some quality products and higher end toys that seemed likely to please and also likely to last, they were keepers. This list is more for fun. It’s no secret that retail goes insane this time of year and the sex toy industry is not immune to this phenomenon. Here’s an assortment of holiday themed “erotic” gift ideas. These sex toys and products range from cute and functional to absurd and disposable but they are all fun in their own way. So check it out and see if anything hear sounds like it could deck your halls:
Candy Cane Waterproof Vibrator
It’s a vibrator! It looks like a candy cane! Your clitoris never felt so minty… or something.
Perfect for when you want to let Saint Nick tie you up and make you his own personal ho ho ho.
Amazon
Pretty, can be used for anal or g-spotting, Christmas-y.Okay, I’m not going to lie. I kind of like this one.
Good Vibrations
Frosty Crop
Because nothing says “spank me” like a snowman.
Yeah, so it’s a cock snuggie. That’s it. Cock. Snuggie.
So, what do you think? Will any of these make an appearance in your holiday festivities? Has anyone seen anything more absurd? Has anybody seen anything Hannukah related because as a Christmas celebrate-r some of this stuff just made me embarrassed for my people. I mean, a cock snuggie! Come on!
Anyway, I leave you with one of my favorite sexy ladies singing to Santa:
Mae West – Put The Loot In The Boot, Santa
