Even though it feels like we have been living through this pandemic for roughly 23 years, this time last year most of us in the U.S. were still going about our business as usual. Making Valentines Day plans with loved ones (or not) without giving our ability to be in the sam place as them a second thought. Valentines Day 2021 will be a bit different so, instead of treating you to one of my Valentines Day rants (there have been a couple) or making recommendations that contain a bunch of stuff I always love, this year I have teamed up with the folks from Lovehoney to create a list aimed at making Valentines Day in the time of Covid-19 a bit more pleasant.
So, whether you are on your own, separated from you partner by distance, or quarantining together, I’ve got some suggestions for you! Now, it’s important to note that none of this is hard and fast. You can use any of these products in any configuration that works for you. That said, let’s get it on!
If you are on your own, you can still have a great time. In fact, it’s the perfect time to treat yourself to a sexy gift! Here are some of my best suggestions:
Aneros Helix Syn Trident Silicone Prostate Massager
Even as someone without a prostate, I have wholeheartedly recommended Aneros prostate massagers for YEARS. This isn’t baseless though. Over the years I have gifted multiple Aneros massagers to folks who actually have prostates and the reviews have always been raves. So, if you are looking to explore prostate stimulation, you cannot go wrong with an Aneros.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Desire Luxury Rechargeable Wand Vibrator
If you’ve been reading for a while, you know that the word “wand” catches my eye every time and this uniquely shaped luxury silicone wand has me intrigued. It’s rechargeable, waterproof and has 8 patterns of waves and pulses as well as 12 levels of adjustable intensity.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl 10 Year Anniversary Rabbit Vibrator
Lovehoney has always made some of the most adorable rabbit vibes in the business and this one is no exception. The motor in the curved shaft is has 3 speeds and 9 patterns of vibration for intense G-spot massage while there are three speeds in the long, thick, flexible ears for simultaneous clitoral stimulation and sensational blended arousal.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux
The Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux is a totally unique stroker with an oscillating central plate that forms the core of Pulses’s patented PulsePlate technology. It offers 6 powerful patterns, 8 intensity levels, and a turbo button to crank the stimulation level. Plus, it comes with a wrist-mounted remote control for hands-free play.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Lovehoney x Womanixer Pro40
Okay, so honestly, air-powered toys like this do not work for me but if the last 6 years have taught me anything, it’s that they definitely work for a WHOLE LOT of people. If you are interested in trying one out (or adding to your collection) this exclusive collaboration between the pleasure experts at Lovehoney and Womanizer is a great choice.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Magic Wand Rechargeable Extra Powerful Cordless Vibrator
My love of the Magic Wand is well-documented (it’s a classic!) but the Magic Wand Plus actually charms me on a different level: It offers some of the benefits of the beloved Magic Wand Rechargeable at a lower price point. The Magic Wand Plus is a great wand in its own right but if you’ve wanted the silicone head and variable speeds but were hesitant to drop the cash for the Magic Wand Rechargeable, this is an excellent choice.
Get it here: Lovehoney
You may be in one place and your partner in another, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still play together! The world of long-distance app-controlled toys has exploded in the last couple of years. Here are some that I think are pretty promising:
The Cowgirl Premium Remote and App Controlled Riding Sex Machine
Yep, I’m jumping right to the big guns (coincidentally. It’s just because the list is ordered alphabetically.)! The Cowgirl is a full-scale riding sex machine that comes with premium silicone attachments, a remote, the ability to use your phone as a remote instead AND (here’s the big one) you can also connect it to the FeelMe App so you and a partner (or partners) can play together anywhere in the world, as long as you’re both connected wirelessly to the app.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Desire Luxury App Controlled Rechargeable Panty Vibrator
This waterproof silicone panty vibe is USB rechargeable, and features 8 patterns, each with 12 levels of intensity. The app control function allows you to connect to your partner’s toy through long-distance control and allows for simultaneous video/audio call and chatting so you can stay together even when you’re apart.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Lovense Max 2 App Controlled Rechargeable Vibrating Stroker
Lovense Max 2 has an air pump design to mimic muscular contractions and 3 speeds as well as 4 patterns of vibration. Plus with the Lovense Remote app, you partner can control your Max 2 from any distance an you can even sync it with a Lovense Nora vibrator or another Max 2 for simultaneous play time.
Get it here: Lovehoney
OhMiBod Fuse App Controlled Interactive Rabbit Vibrator
Fuse has 7 vibrating functions on provides dual stimulation for blended internal and external pleasure. The rabbit can be enjoyed solo in manual mode, with 7 vibration patterns, or in ‘interactive’ mode using the FeelConnect app. When the Fuse Rabbit is connected to a compatible masturbator anywhere in the world, the vibrator will detect and transmit your movements and muscular contraction to the masturbator, for an ultra-realistic experience.
Get it here: Lovehoney
We-Vibe App Controlled Rechargeable Cordless Wand Vibrator
Most years I put out a list of my favorite products but in 2020 I skipped it (because, you know, 2020) and the saddest part about that was not getting to tell the world how much I love We-Vibe’s wand. It’s an awesome wand in its own right but it also comes with some awesome attachments (including a stroker sleeve!) and can be used with the free We-Connect app so your partner can stimulate you from across the room or across the globe.
Get it here: Lovehoney
We-Vibe Vector App and Remote Controlled Rechargeable Prostate Massager
Vector is a remote controlled prostate massager with an adjustable bulb, two motors, and 10 vibration patterns. It comes with a remote control but can also be controlled by the button on its base, or you can use the free We-Connect app to shrink distance between you and a long-distance lover.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Are you quarantining together? Odds are you’ve been at that for a WHILE so why not take the opportunity to try out some cool new stuff? Here are my top suggestions ranging from stuff I think everyone needs (ahem, lube) to stuff that you maybe haven’t thought to try:
Bondage Boutique Red Hot Passion Bedroom Bondage Kit
If you are feeling curious about bondage, a fun kit like this can be a fun way to try it out. This 6-piece set features a blindfold, small ball gag, soft flogger, and adjustable wrist and ankle cuffs, it’s ideal for those embarking on their first bondage adventures adventures. Also, the red is really cute!
Get it here: Lovehoney
Desire Luxury Rechargeable Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator
How cute is this strapless strap-on (a name that some consider a misnomer as wearing a harness can actually helpful for keeping it comfortably in place) It’s double-ended for shared fun, made from premium silicone, features a posable pony for the perfect angle and fit PLUS bunny ears for clitoral stimulation.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Liberator Heart-Shaped Sex Position Wedge
As someone with a cranky back, I really love sex furniture for the support it offers but also, it just opens up a whole world of fun sexual possibilities. I’ve long lusted after this super-cute heart-shaped wedge from Liberator and, really, what better time than Valentines day for it?
Get it here: Lovehoney
Sliquid Organics Natural Gel Lubricant
LUBE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. I will never stop pointing this out. A lot of people get hung up on whether or not they “need” lube as if needing it is a sexual failure but, seriously, there are so many reasons lube might be necessary, from medication side effects to room temperature (seriously, for me air conditioned room = more lube than usual) and even if it’s not “necessary”, it just makes stuff feel awesome. This thick water-based formula is one of my all-time favorites.
Get it here: Lovehoney
Sucker for Love Valentine’s couples bundle
If you are looking to try out an assortment of toys, this limited edition bundle will seriously hook you up! You may be a sucker for love, but you’re no sucker when it comes to price, so this is the bundle for you. Featuring the widely adored Womanizer Starlet 2, as well as a jeweled metal butt plug, a tongue-tipped vibrating cock ring, and more, it’s over $149 worth of fun for just $90!
Get it here: Lovehoney
We-Vibe x Lovehoney Couples Toy
Lovehoney teamed up world-renowned We-Vibe are couples toys experts and created this exclusive remote control couple’s vibrator. The We-Vibe X Lovehoney couple’s vibe is waterproof, USB-rechargeable via USB, and features 10 speeds and patterns as well as a wireless remote. This sleek couple’s vibrator fits between comfortably between partners during intercourse for intense, hands-free sensations.
Get it here: Lovehoney
So, that’s what I’ve got folks! No matter what your particular situation is this Valentines Day, I hope you have a ton of fun. Thank you to the awesome folks at Lovehoney for helping me bring you this year’s V-day suggestions! Definitely go check out their 2021 Valentines Day offers!
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